I spotted this pair in the Lower Regent Street branch of Tesco Metro today. I was looking for milk and bought wrapping paper, these two cans of red bull and a can of red wine. It’s hard to say why Tescos are responsible for accepting one in eight of every pound spent in Britain, isn’t it? Why on earth are Red Bull making an even bigger can of Red Bull? It’s already mentally sugared and fairly well caffeinated; who on earth needs 3/4 of a pint of the stuff in an atmosphere where we’re supposed to be putting the lid on refined sugars, not blowing it right off.




did you read the back
recommanded ammount
1.4 cans what are you meant to do throw the rest away?
becase Red Bull gives you wings!