Archive for August, 2007

Final squeeze from Saturday

21Aug07

[Saturday, 18th August 2007] Gigs coming up in the near future. Shout if you fancy going! Tool NIN Sunn O)))) Boris Kana Sunn O)))) and Boris are very peculiar. They come from a genre nobody in their right mind has ever heard of – Drone Metal – and, according to the most enthusiastic of their [...]

Braindump from Saturday

21Aug07

[Saturday, 18th August 2007] I have come to a coffee shop where I ordered an Americano with an extra shot. “But it already has two shots!” the Barista exclaimed. “I know, but I want three. And a mocha brownie. That one.” I pointed. The barista and the waitress have a collective nervous breakdown over the [...]

An excuse to use the word sphygmomanometer

20Aug07

Much to the chagrin of my numerous enemies, I have been telephoned by the doctor and informed that my blood pressure is Entirely Normal. Fears of my early demise from bacon-implicated heart attack or a blood clot the size of an apple are to be dismissed now. Sadly this does mean I don’t get to [...]