I swear to you solemly that this is what the headline looked like to me, obscured by someone’s fat hands on the way home tonight. No news yet as to whether the Police will be prosecuted for the arse-death or what the moth’s next actions will be. Stand by.
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Interzone: Polstar portraits
01Apr08Despite being a visually intense experience, not so many people were around to photograph the happenings at Interzone. Thankfully for us, Polstar was there with her camera and a little portrait studio in the bazaar. She’s uploaded her portraits and they’re good! Feast your eyes upon bearded magic mentalists, insectoid stiltmen and other oddities from [...]
The sign above the stairs down to the toilets reads, “Tight Ship People, Tight Ship”. An exhortation to watch the slippery floor would have been more useful. It was like someone had spiked the cleaner’s mop and bucket with KY lube. I have been convinced to come here tonight, partly against my better judgement. It [...]
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been, ooh, seven months since I posted. Winter is brutal to the desire to write or photograph or indeed do anything at all other than ensconce oneself in a warm bed and talk bollocks at IRC. I did end up going to all those concerts mentioned [...]
Final squeeze from Saturday
21Aug07[Saturday, 18th August 2007] Gigs coming up in the near future. Shout if you fancy going! Tool NIN Sunn O)))) Boris Kana Sunn O)))) and Boris are very peculiar. They come from a genre nobody in their right mind has ever heard of – Drone Metal – and, according to the most enthusiastic of their [...]
Braindump from Saturday
21Aug07[Saturday, 18th August 2007] I have come to a coffee shop where I ordered an Americano with an extra shot. “But it already has two shots!” the Barista exclaimed. “I know, but I want three. And a mocha brownie. That one.” I pointed. The barista and the waitress have a collective nervous breakdown over the [...]
