http://ni.chol.as Argh. Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:25:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Orgasms 'at the touch of a button' First posted: Wednesday, 14 January, 2004 Currently: Number 1 most emailed story on the BBC News website. http://ni.chol.as/2008/08/07/bbc-news-anachropost-of-the-day-4/ I swear to you solemly that this is what the headline looked like to me, obscured by someone's fat hands on the way home tonight. No news yet as to whether the Police will be prosecuted for the arse-death or what the moth's next actions will be. Stand by. http://ni.chol.as/2008/06/05/arse-moth/ Condoms 'too big' for Indian men First posted: Friday 8th December 2006 Currently: Number 1 most emailed story on BBC News website http://ni.chol.as/2008/05/25/bbc-news-anachropost-of-the-day-3/ I took these some time ago and then let the films languish on my shelf, afraid to develop them. In the process of shooting them, the back fell off the camera, I left the lens cap on, I forgot to wind the film on, I forgot to focus. Remembering only ... http://ni.chol.as/2008/05/22/five-holga-pics/ We're fucked. http://ni.chol.as/2008/05/03/london-elects-snork-maiden-as-mayor/ HELLO! http://ni.chol.as/2008/04/29/facechair-is-staring-at-you/ We just hopped the language barrier, smashed our way through the mental Japanese addressing system, ordered online and ate this astonishing beast. It is a 15 inch pizza with burgers on it. The chap from Dominos who delivered it was, as always here, incredibly polite. Everyone in the hostel's lounge ... http://ni.chol.as/2008/04/24/the-jesus-pizza/ Today we completed our unfinished business from last year; namely to get to the top of the Fushimi Inari shrine we visited last year. The shrine sits on the side of a mountain and is crisscrossed by footpaths enclosed by densely packed orange torii gates. The last time we tried ... http://ni.chol.as/2008/04/23/bonus-beer-review/ It's raining. It's been raining. It's always rained. There's never been a time it didn't rain. This is Tokyo in April 2008. It's even raining indoors, which managed to alarm our host, Satoshi, who called in a number of men to observe the problem and conclude that nothing can be ... http://ni.chol.as/2008/04/22/japan-beer-review-2008/ We shan't talk about last night. I'm sure my compatriots will have already spilled the beans, but the behaviour of men deprived of sleep for 36 hours and put through the sausage machine of international air flight should be looked upon in a favourable context. Like the naughty boy in ... http://ni.chol.as/2008/04/14/its-raining-geeks-and-rain/